Hey pen tool!

Boredom. I made this.

foot chin butt skull

The title pretty much explains it.

A Sea Captain in Hell

This was originally intended as a self-portrait. But my wife says it looked more like sea captain in hell...

Stupid broads and their opinions.

Ultrasound

Inside Joke

You don't get this joke.

I actually spent time on this.

I fail at funny.

I really need Photoshop again

MS Paint, How I loathe thee.

Tele-Kraken

Somebody told me Johnny Depp likes Telecasters. Its good to know he has hobbies other than sucking Tim Burton's dick.

Home life

:(

YAR YAR YAR YAR

Bottom line, I am a fucking genius at MS Paint.

so much... too much...

These are the pics that caused me to get my ass kicked by Terror front man Scott Vogel.

You said it pal

FAILURE ALERT! THIS WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL! THE PICTURE IS EXTREMELY PIXELATED! REMEDIAL PHOTOSHOP SKILLS! FAILURE ALERT!

The Democratic Solution

You heard it here first!

02-17-08

"Another zinger!"
-William Liktor

"Say friend, where can purchase a fine textile print of this snappy design?"
Well look no further!
Commence commercialism!

Strange Bedfellows

Whimsical and kvlt

Off hiatus

Insensitivity wins.

In some sort of cave.

Self portrait

Television's Chris Burke and a Great White shark.
It was this, or Davey Jones and a Pterodactyl.
I often wonder if I made the right choice.
Big Bird has eaten Lord Worm. Its irony, or some other fancy word I don't understand.

Einstein knew everything!

For a short time, I made my living designing album covers for hardcore bands.

This is the cover that ended my career. :(

My own personal "David"

An ode to the greatest thesbian/musician of our time. A true renaissance man.

True Grind

Contemporary?

The President of Science: Portrait

A man of great knowledge and distinction. This was done shortly after scolding a sharp tongued scalliwag, under his employ, as a favor to the local vicar.

A dangerous territory

The Mind of SiflThis piece is dangerous and sexual.

Strike while iron is hot

1. Cloxing
2. Rorschach
Two works for the price of one?! Lock the doors! HE'S GIVING THE PLACE AWAY!

First post?

Made for the humansteamroller. It is the epic battle of good versus evil that rages in us all.
More to come soon.

First time blogger, Long time fan

I make pictures. Pictures make some people happy and some people sad. I make pictures.