Claire Danes in MS Corpse Paint

I've never seen the show Homeland. But I'm pretty stoked that Claire Danes makes amazing cry faces which lend themselves to this idiotic activity.

It's been a while folks

I haven't been able to post for sometime, mostly dude to the fact I am without my beloved PhotoShop. Halp?@

Deadly habits

I recently declared to the world that I was partaking in a month long "bread fast". Basically, for an entire month I would eat nothing but bread and water. That was until a dear friend of mine, far more acquainted with nutritional science, informed me this was dangerous and albeit foolish endeavor. Which I'll admit, wasn't dissuading me until Mr. Kidney Failure threw his hat into the ring. I don't want to sound cowardly, but, I'm rather fond of my ability to pee without being hooked up to a machine. True story.
They proposed I lessen the duration to a week or so. So, at the behest of science, I shall embark on my week long bread and water fast.

Day 1: So far so good. It seems as though a significant amount of bread is required to be eaten to feel properly satiated. Although, the feeling doesn't last very long.
For lunch I had 3 sub rolls and a pint of water.
For dinner I had half a loaf of Italian Bread, which I made into garlic bread, and another pint of water.
All in all I feel fine.

Extinction theory

Who is to say I'm wrong?

If being a hipster was a religion...

...their churches would have stained glass windows like this

MJ IS DEAD

Shut the fuck up about it already.
This picture has nothing to do with that.

So dumb.

At the end of the day, who doesn't enjoy a good laugh?

Fun fact for you history buffs, his little red books originated as a collection of his favorite knock-knock jokes. Then one thing lead to another....
Communism lol wtf

100 years later

Please don't sue me Intronaut.

Hey pen tool!

Boredom. I made this.

foot chin butt skull

The title pretty much explains it.

A Sea Captain in Hell

This was originally intended as a self-portrait. But my wife says it looked more like sea captain in hell...

Stupid broads and their opinions.

Ultrasound

Inside Joke

You don't get this joke.

I actually spent time on this.

I fail at funny.

I really need Photoshop again

MS Paint, How I loathe thee.

Tele-Kraken

Somebody told me Johnny Depp likes Telecasters. Its good to know he has hobbies other than sucking Tim Burton's dick.

Home life

:(

YAR YAR YAR YAR

Bottom line, I am a fucking genius at MS Paint.

so much... too much...

These are the pics that caused me to get my ass kicked by Terror front man Scott Vogel.

You said it pal

FAILURE ALERT! THIS WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL! THE PICTURE IS EXTREMELY PIXELATED! REMEDIAL PHOTOSHOP SKILLS! FAILURE ALERT!

The Democratic Solution

You heard it here first!

02-17-08

"Another zinger!"
-William Liktor

"Say friend, where can purchase a fine textile print of this snappy design?"
Well look no further!
Commence commercialism!

Strange Bedfellows

Whimsical and kvlt