Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Claire Danes in MS Corpse Paint

I've never seen the show Homeland. But I'm pretty stoked that Claire Danes makes amazing cry faces which lend themselves to this idiotic activity.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

It's been a while folks

I haven't been able to post for sometime, mostly dude to the fact I am without my beloved PhotoShop. Halp?@

Monday, April 18, 2011

Deadly habits

I recently declared to the world that I was partaking in a month long "bread fast". Basically, for an entire month I would eat nothing but bread and water. That was until a dear friend of mine, far more acquainted with nutritional science, informed me this was dangerous and albeit foolish endeavor. Which I'll admit, wasn't dissuading me until Mr. Kidney Failure threw his hat into the ring. I don't want to sound cowardly, but, I'm rather fond of my ability to pee without being hooked up to a machine. True story.
They proposed I lessen the duration to a week or so. So, at the behest of science, I shall embark on my week long bread and water fast.

Day 1: So far so good. It seems as though a significant amount of bread is required to be eaten to feel properly satiated. Although, the feeling doesn't last very long.
For lunch I had 3 sub rolls and a pint of water.
For dinner I had half a loaf of Italian Bread, which I made into garlic bread, and another pint of water.
All in all I feel fine.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Saturday, November 7, 2009

If being a hipster was a religion...

...their churches would have stained glass windows like this

Friday, June 26, 2009


Shut the fuck up about it already.
This picture has nothing to do with that.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

At the end of the day, who doesn't enjoy a good laugh?

Fun fact for you history buffs, his little red books originated as a collection of his favorite knock-knock jokes. Then one thing lead to another....
Communism lol wtf

Monday, June 8, 2009

100 years later

Please don't sue me Intronaut.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

foot chin butt skull

The title pretty much explains it.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

A Sea Captain in Hell

This was originally intended as a self-portrait. But my wife says it looked more like sea captain in hell...

Stupid broads and their opinions.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Inside Joke

You don't get this joke.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Sunday, October 12, 2008


Somebody told me Johnny Depp likes Telecasters. Its good to know he has hobbies other than sucking Tim Burton's dick.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008


Bottom line, I am a fucking genius at MS Paint.

Monday, July 7, 2008

so much... too much...

These are the pics that caused me to get my ass kicked by Terror front man Scott Vogel.

You said it pal


Sunday, February 17, 2008

You heard it here first!


"Another zinger!"
-William Liktor

"Say friend, where can purchase a fine textile print of this snappy design?"
Well look no further!
Commence commercialism!

Thursday, February 7, 2008